I am starting this blog because I am freaking tired of Facebook. My friend Angelina inspired me to deactivate mine. All I do when I go on it is check my crush's shit, then check my ex-boyfriend's shit, then update my status to something "witty", and then stalk stalk stalk. I don't give a shit about what people do on facebook but I've had it for so many years I can't kick the habit of trying to dig out the latest "oooo she broke up with him!!!" kind of crap. It's driving me nuts. And now it's all about looking artsy and intellectual. Well, I'm neither so I don't fit in anyway. I can say that , sure, I love books and music and movies, but that doesn't make me Banksy, and it won't further my intellectuality by posting it on facebook. I've decided to cut one addiction by starting another! So instead of saying "look at me!" on facebook, I can do it here, where at least I know that my friends are (hopefully) reading it and not judging me by how I look like in my profile picture. It's an experiment of sorts. I am trying to find my niche but so far it's only been a day, so my niche is : Fuck Facebook, Yay Blogs!
I'm going to the ballet tonight to see Giselle with my mother. I also started ballet classes. (Black Swan fever), but I also saw that there is a blog by a 19 year old girl that also started ballet classes, so I guess that niche is taken. I don't know. I'm not very good at any particular thing like music or art or WoW. BUT, GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL FIND A NICHE!!!!!!!!!
Until then, I will continue in my crackhead ways and hope I don't get caught.
I hope this is a good enough first post, and if I inspire anyone to delete their facebook, God help you because I am feeling the cold turkey rehab and you will too, sucker.
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Hi Virginia Bronte,
I think you are very witty and smart and artistic regardless of what those hipster sphincters think. clearly their opinions do not count since they are sphincters, as i mentioned before. i hope you do well on your break from facebook, and i must be perfectly honest and say that deep down inside you have ignited a small fire of inspiration for me to delete my facebook also, but i have not become quite as fed up with it as you have. but when i do, i will be strong like you and cut myself loose! your little "about me" blurb is quite cute, and when i read it i must admit i had the desire to suck your titties. please keep writing this blog so i can have something substantial to masturbate to!
-charlotte woolf
Good evening,
I came upon your blog by chance, and I must say I find your crack head ways very inspirational.
Mash, you fucking rock. I totally understand and support what you be doin, and if I had your ballz I'd do the same, but alas the thought of hot people stalking me on facebook is too tempting.
This post is a great way to start this blog, it's really genuine. You really pulled off accurately showing who you are.
My balls are itchy, I'm gonna ask my mom to itch them.
I'm back, mais bon...
Yeah and your about me makes me want to take off my clothes, cover myself in ranch, and hide myself in your purse.
Please continue this blog, because I, like charlotte woolf, need something to maturbate too that's not a paraplegic girl having her first gang-bang.
Good evening,
I came upon your blog by chance, and I must say I find your crack head ways very inspirational.
Mash, you fucking rock. I totally understand and support what you be doin, and if I had your ballz I'd do the same, but alas the thought of hot people stalking me on facebook is too tempting.
This post is a great way to start this blog, it's really genuine. You really pulled off accurately showing who you are.
My balls are itchy, I'm gonna ask my mom to itch them.
I'm back, mais bon...
Yeah and your about me makes me want to take off my clothes, cover myself in ranch, and hide myself in your purse.
Please continue this blog, because I, like charlotte woolf, need something to maturbate too that's not a paraplegic girl having her first gang-bang.
This blog is an amazing idea as a compensation for your time on the soul-eating monster of this generation, also known as Facebook.
If I had your courage, I would do the exact same, and funny enough I've been having the exact same feelings as you right before you deleted it. What's also funny is how I never would have predicted that I myself would get addicted to Facebook. I guess it's the kind of thing you love to hate, but then it kind of just turned into something I hate to love, and I think that's the point where it can be called an addiction, at least for me.
One thing we can't forget is that Facebook is the future, and we really can't deny it. I know that in an urban environment like Montreal, if you don't have a Facebook you just seem ignorant and oblivious to anything that is going on in the fast-paced city.
So, I fully support what you're doing and it's a current trend really (which is really mind-blowing because you started, and then my poli sci professor said a new phenomenon was going on which was people deleting their accounts, and then another of my friends here did the same as you), but already I'm really shitty at keeping in contact with some people, so if I removed Facebook there are certain people (a certain neighbor of mine) that I would not speak to at all, or at least very rarely.
But what I do intend on doing is limiting Facebook usage to once a day, and no more than 15 minutes, prohibiting people from seeing my pictures, and never making another status update again (unless it's an important issue).
SO THANK YOU for the inspiration Virginia Bronte, I'm upset that we couldn't Skype last night, so I am compensating by writing an obnoxiously long comment that I hope that you will read and appreciate.
oh and you're the coolest cat that I've ever met, so stop talking shit about my best friend or imma kick yo ass.
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